Oh look, a Lincoln Mark LT

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01/15/2015 at 15:01 • Filed to: None

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Who the fuck bought these? I forgot they existed. They are the epitome of shitty mid-aughts domestic luxury. Those were the days - nothing says Bush-era class like a badge engineering and a four speed transmission!

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:04

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Oh look, a Lincoln F-150.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:05

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At least it's not a Blackwood.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:05

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The owner of my dealership owned one until he sold it to the guy who runs the tree service that rents one of our offices.

They look good in white, and only white.


Kinja'd!!! nucciOMG > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:05

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Ah weird Lincoln trucks... don't forget the Blackwood...

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And award for most awkward truck name goes to....


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:05

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There is a bunch here in Albuquerque (trucks are everywhere here). The same people that bought Esclade EXTs it seems.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:07

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One of my neighbours has one in that colour. He also has a Jag XJS as a project.


Kinja'd!!! nucciOMG > nucciOMG
01/15/2015 at 15:07

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Yes I know, I'm commenting on my own comment but... I NEED THAT LICENSE PLATE!


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:09

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I know they were weirdly popular in Mexico, but other than that, I have no explanation for why someone north of the border would have purchased one, let alone why anyone would still be driving it in 2015.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > nucciOMG
01/15/2015 at 15:09

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I never really considered the name lol. Never though about it once. Now it's all I'll be able to think about when someone mentions it.

Blackwood.

Black. Wood. Blackwood. BLACKWOOD.

Who passed this along in marketing as a good idea?


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:11

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A kid who works at the local Dairy Queen drives a Blackwood. I asked him 'why?'.

"I wanted a nice truck and it was cheap".

So, um, I guess that's the kind of person?


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:18

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My favorite parts was that the high trim level F150s actually had better interiors and more options for something like 10K less.


Kinja'd!!! nucciOMG > MIATAAAA
01/15/2015 at 15:18

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CAH was in charge of naming it.


Kinja'd!!! area man > T5Killer
01/15/2015 at 15:43

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Makes sense - if you desire a gaudy pickup that's designed to never go off road your options are limited


Kinja'd!!! area man > ranwhenparked
01/15/2015 at 15:45

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They were made up until 2014 in Mexico!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > area man
01/15/2015 at 15:45

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Hey, buying a used one these days is a cheap way to get a top of the line F-150. They're probably cheaper even than an F-150 of the same vintage and you get luxury accoutrements. I actually like them.


Kinja'd!!! area man > Jonee
01/15/2015 at 15:47

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if you can stand the idea of buying a pickup for pickup reasons and staring at Lincoln badges all day, power to you


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > area man
01/15/2015 at 16:03

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Fun fact, The LTs taillights were an homage to the Wagon Queen Family Truckster.

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Probably not.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > area man
01/16/2015 at 15:36

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I'm not quite sure how these are worse then GMC Sierra Denali's or the Cadillac Escalade EXT (Avalanche, which was a mess even as a chevy lol)


Kinja'd!!! area man > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/16/2015 at 15:48

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I will cop to liking the Avalanche in a perverse way.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > area man
01/16/2015 at 15:50

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Hahahaha.

To me this Lincoln truck was fine, because it was basically a Sierra Denali. Dressed up Chevy or dressed up Ford.

That blackwood was fugly though, I'm not playing games with that one.

another not well known Lincoln:

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Lincoln Aviator, built off the Explorer.


Kinja'd!!! area man > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/16/2015 at 15:53

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My ex girlfriend's grandfather had one. Kind of liked it too. Am only just noticing how it looks like a town car front clip just stretched a little bit.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > area man
01/16/2015 at 15:57

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Haha, I could see that.


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > area man
01/16/2015 at 16:21

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Those taillights line up so flush tho


Kinja'd!!! area man > TDogg
01/16/2015 at 16:30

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connected lines are extra


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > area man
01/17/2015 at 11:41

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Mexicans. That is, Mexicans in Mexico, it's still for sale there: http://www.lincoln.mx/vehiculos/mark…